Space Chimps review

You like space? You like chimps? You like encountering alien life forms? If you answered yes to any of these questions,you'll go bananas for Space Chimps!

 It all starts when Zartog,a big fat alien who has EVIL written all over him,has a big space machine land on his house and uses it to take over!

 When Ham the third,Luna,and Titan are sucked into a wormhole in space [at least I think it's a wormhole] they crash land on his planet!

Will Ham and the others defeat Zartog and get back to earth in time? 

 

                "We are Titan's we are strong!"               "No one wants to sing along!"

                                                  -Titan.                                                    -Ham. 

How to train your dragon 2 review

 The world has gotten a whole lot bigger with vikings riding on the backs of dragons. Ah! It's so peaceful around Berk...or is it?

 What's going to happen when a guy named Drago Bloodfist makes a dragon army? Hiccup and a friend he found in a cave are about to do something about it!

 The fate of Berk is at stake! Can Hiccup and Toothless beat the alpha dragon? Or will Berk go down in flames?

Mario Party Island Tour review

 I just got a 3ds for my birthday and this game came with it!

 There's a lot of fun things in this Mario Party so I'll just explain a few boards & I'll tell you how the players react when they get 1st,2nd,3rd,or 4th place!

1st-Yes! I won!

2nd-I didn't win, but I'm still awesome![only works when 4 players are playing]

2nd to last-I don't want to hear it.[only works when there's 2-3 players playing]

Last-RRRGH!

 Now for the boards,I'll only explain 4 of them

Perilous Palace Path:Use items to get to the finish!

Banzai Bill's Mad Mountain:Should you stay on the path or hide out?

Rocket Road:Collect boosters to boost to the finish first!

Bowser's Peliculiar Peak:1st is the worst,Bowser waits for the winner!

Big Nate flips out review

 In this Big Nate book you meet Nick Blonsky who is a total liar,&I am going to lie during this review [I'm going to tell you if he's lying or not]

 In this book it all starts when Francis starts drawing doctor Cesspool comics with Nate [he's lying]. Okay,I AM lying,it starts with Francis calling Nate a slob [nope,not lying] and if you read as much Big Nate as me,you'd know that N-A-T-E doesn't equal N-E-A-T.

 Well at least it's not affecting anyone...or is it? Last week Nate's sloppiness got Francis in trouble,and Francis NEVER gets in trouble! Will this friendship be saved? I don't know[liar,yes you do]!

 Another thing that's important is the Trivia Slam. It's a game show where the questions can be about anything! It's the ultimate quiz show. On the final round the last two teams are Francis's Factoids & Gina's Geniuses,who will win?

Dairy of a wimpy kid hard luck review

I haven't posted about Diary of a wimpy kid in a while so I'm gonna do it now.

    In this book Greg's best friend Rowley has ditched him because he [Rowley] has a girlfriend [Abigail]. Greg decided he might be better off without him because he already has other stuff to worry about.

  Greg thought he needed something to make the small choices so he can focus on the important stuff and he finds a Magic 8 ball,he used it for 1 day and he didn't know how he got through life without it. But one day the Magic 8 ball slipped out of his hands and cracked on the ground and all the blue liquid leaked out of it and then it was useless.

   In the end Greg decided that the small decisions can be for the Magic 8 ball but the big decisions are up to him and he and Rowley become friends again.

Mario Party 3 review

   Mario Party 3 is 100% incredibly totally AWSOME [I leave out the first "e" on purpose]!

     I got this game on my 8th birthday and it has everything: fun, lava, mischief, pizza, awsomeness, comedy, etc,etc!

    It all starts when the millennium star [a star that's born once every thousand years] falls from the sky because it is newborn. The millennium star falls in front of Peach's Castle where Mario and his friends are and they start to argue over who should keep it,and then Likatu comes out of nowhere and brings a toy box with the board game Mario party and they decided to play it to see who's the superstar,and then they are magically whisked inside the toybox when the millennium star comes to life!

                      

                                                      AND THE STORY CONTINUES!

Big Nate: In a class by himself review

If you're a fan of the Diary of a wimpy kid series,you're gonna love Big Nate.

    Big Nate started out as a comic for the newspaper, and you can see those comics in books [Big Nate and friends,Big Nate makes the grade,Big Nate:the crowd goes wild,etc].

   This is the first Big Nate novel. He makes friends in reeeeeeeeeeeeeealllly weird ways. For instance he made friends with Francis by hitting him in the head with his lunchbox [in kindergarten],and he made friends with Teddy by being in detention with him for two weeks.

  Big Nate has some arch rivals too,there's Gina,miss I know it all and you don't,Mrs.Godfrey,Nate's Social Studies teacher,and Artur,he's actually Nate's friend but Nate can't stand his unlimited luck power and that he's mister perfect.

  In this book Nate surpasses all others,how? You've got to read the book to find out!

                          "Big Nate is funny,big time"

                                                      -Jeff Kinney,author of Diary of a wimpy kid 

G-force review

I would guess about 80% of people in America like to watch TV as one of there hobbies and I'm one of them.

  I bought this movie with my own money and it's 100% AWESOME! I mean,where else are you going to see guinea pigs as secret agents? And video games don't count! In this movie guinea pigs [Darwin,Blaster,Juarez,and Hurley] ride a skateboard,use lasers, and much more! This team of guinea pigs can't be stopped as they take on Scuttles,a former teammate who was thought to be dead.                                                    

                                                                                      

                               "I don't know if this is animal cruelty, but I'm loving it!"   

                                                                                  -Blaster                   

Donkey Kong 64 review

The first reviews I posted are about books but the blog is not about books only,it's about HOBBIES. I mean I DO like to read books,but I also like video games too.

  Now to the game,I know it's classic,but it's Awsome[I leave out the first "e" on purpose]!This game is the only DK game that's in 3D right now. This game has some cool bosses like a dragon and a giant robot that can shoot lasers and fireballs, and DK & Diddy aren't the only characters you can play as. You can play as Tiny Kong,Lanky Kong,and Chunky Kong! And as far as I know,this is the only game they star in.

  The game starts with K.Rool wanting to destroy DK Isles,and he orders his minions to steel DK's hoard of golden bananas and kidnap DK's friends. He plans to destroy DK Isles with his blast -o-matic.

And if you want to know more you can,A. Buy the game [N64]or B.Go on YouTube and find out. There's a lot to type and I don't want to give away the rest of the story,so see ya!

Diary of a wimpy kid Rodrick Rules review

I got this book from the library and it made me laugh so hard I could have burst. A really funny part is this.Chirag:Rowley,do YOU think I exist?Rowley:Nope! I can't even see or hear you!.HA HA HA HA😛! That made me laugh so hard I almost exploded.

   Anyway,there's a lot of weird things in the book. A 200 lb 6 year old,an experiment about plants sneezing,a 100 years ago poem that mentioned cavemen,and a whole lot more.

  Also in the book Greg and Rowley created a new language and it's really easy to crack,like this,Greg:Yourpa dadpa smellspa likepa a womanpa.Rowley:Hee Hee Hee! No translation needed.

  One thing I learn about Rodrick is he slept 36 hours in a row. Can you imagine what he might have dreamed about? I would say drums,explosions,etc.           

Diary of a wimpy kid cabin fever review

I just got diary of a wimpy kid cabin fever and I read the whole book in one day and I love it.I never knew that all that chaos could happen in just 4-5 days!Now to the book.The main part was the blizzard,I've never been through a blizzard so I don't know what it's like,but if I ever go through one I hope it doesn't go like THAT.Of course my little sister will want to play in the snow,but I would just stay in and read.Oh man!I'm getting off course of the book!Anyway if the power went out 1.My older sister is really tech savvy so she might freak out.2. I would read[my family has a lot of flashlights].Think to yourself,what would you do in a blizzard?When the girls started fighting like cats and dogs I was like LOL HA HA HA😃! I mean,every school might have bully problems,but girls fighting girls?THAT'S something you don't see everyday.

   Would you also imagine that a three year old could change a computer password?Where in the world would Manny learn to do that?Who knows what's happening when mom isn't watching.If he ever finds a cure for cancer I'll be so amazed I might faint😮.